Overheard: Miss enacting the events of Christmas morning with her "Little People" Santa.
Miss: Yo Ho Ho! Merry Christmas! I'm Santa. Gimme yer presents!
Apparently in our household, Santa has morphed into some sort of pirate who, instead of peacefully sliding down chimneys to deliver gifts to good boys and girls, breaks into your house and demands your presents. A minute ago I heard the kids take out their Little People Train Set - perhaps Santa's about to perform a re-enactment of The Great Train Robbery. Maybe later I'll suggest that Santa and Mrs. Clause use the pink Little People Minivan to go all Bonnie and Clyde and pillage the Little People Main Street Village.
I'm a 36 year-old wife and mother of two, living in fabulous Las Vegas, Nevada. I enjoy holding hands, cuddles, and long walks on the beach. I also enjoy sarcasm. You can email me at firstname.lastname@example.org.